a national hero
I can’t tell if Tumblr’s love for Shrek is ironic or not because on one hand it has pretty decent animation, fairly witty dialogue, a few of its own cheesy moments and hamfisted pop culture references but a solid movie series over all
But on the other hand the dragon fucks the donkey and I don’t know how anyone is supposed to feel about that
Money is the anthem of success, so put on Mascara, and your Party dress.
FRANK, MAN, YOU’RE ALIVE
I SAW THIS HANDBAG MAN
IT LOOKED JUST LIKE YOU.
OH FRANK I’M SO RELIEVED.
IT’S OKAY GERARD
SHUT UP GERARD
YOURE EMBARRASSING ME GOD DAMNIT
that settles it
we have to get rid of the ocean